And every wish you ever made
Is marching in a dream paradeLadies of Non Disney → Toothiana
Literally the American employment system.
Currently my life.
This is one of the biggest issues for young people trying to get employment.
Mr Takei, I would marry you in a heart beat
oh my god I love this man
This kiss might be CENSORED if we don’t speak out!
Finland’s Eurovision Song Contest entry, Krista Siegfrids, is set to perform her tribute to equality, Marry Me, ending with a kiss with one of her female dancers.
But, pressure is building for Eurovision to censor Krista’s performance to appease homophobic broadcasters. Already, Turkey has refused to broadcast the show on air because of it…
Tell Eurovision that this kiss must go on: allout.org/eurovision
So Yahoo has an article up about Disney pulling Merida’s design…. But I don’t remember them ever saying a peep about Mulan? They don’t even mention is as a point of comparison in the article.
Even though Mulan was re-re-designed. That’s a big deal! They had to pay someone to go back and change a lot, even down to the shading of her eyes.
With Merida they just… replaced it with her animation model. Basically a stock image.
The article focuses on how the point was to de-sexify her, which I’m glad for, when compared side-by-side the new design was ridiculous. But I could have lived with it. Mulan is different, though. Her change in the first place was a WAY bigger deal: she has that pasty makeup and lipstick when that’s not in character for her at all. Now her skin is darker and more natural (WE GOT THE TO MAKE HER SKIN DARKER, THAT’S SERIOUSLY AMAZING), her outfit is (slightly) less gaudy, her eyes again are different… I couldn’t believe it when I saw that this is what they did in response to criticism, because it’s huge. But no one near the mainstream said anything!
Ah, but that would be touching too close to the topic everyone wants to ignore: racism *thunderclaps*
Because it was racism, it still is racism. I haven’t even TOUCHED on Pocahontas’s disastrous outfit, but neither has Disney, despite the outcry the went up for her along with Mulan.
This whole thing just annoys me. They’re choosing NOW to make a big deal out of a design pull when an even more extreme version happened weeks ago. What the fuck.
[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]
1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing something more than just a regular bikini, you might get some accessories with stilettos! Exactly what I want in battle. For a extra nice touch; cameltoe.
2. The Lingerie ”Armor”. There’s absolutely nothing that protects you, but it looks really
uncomfortable and nice inbedbattle! Complete with some feathery, useless shoulder pads!
3. The ever so Stylish Swimsuit! This is usually the armor you get before you get the upgrade Bikini Armor. Bonus points if a choker, thigh-high boots/stockings and a half mask is included!
4. The Abstract Art. Yes, we’re all wondering how the hell that works; how does that thing stay on, how does she walk with those shoes, how on earth is that supposed to protect her and why is half of her naked? All those questions is a part of the costume! They say art say more than thousand words.. or something!
5. The Dominatrix and/or Slave outfit! For those kinky players out there! Complete with leather or latex, fishnets, chains, chokers and whips! Bonus points of the stilettos are sky-high!
6. The Stereotype Shaman or Barbarian! Because she’s clearly so wild and ~exotic~ that she doesn’t need clothes! Best worn with tiny loincloth and underboob-straps!
7. The Cute Frilly Dress! Something you’d LOVE to wear, CONSTANTLY…. in battle! Usually the female “robe” costume, but hey, robes doesn’t show her nice legs! ): For absolute effect, add garterbelts.
8. I call this the Why?. Everything is so massive and made of thick material, but we wouldn’t want to cover her girly parts now, would we? Clearly NO ONE would be aiming there!
9. Nature Thing Something. If you’re not of human race and belong to the nature, expect your outfit to look something like this! Feel completely
exposedfree! I didn’t even bother with this one, but clearly they don’t even do that in games either. But since you’re not human, it’s totally okay!
10. This is best known as “Just In Case You Forgot”. Have a decent looking outfit, but then they suddenly cut obvious holes around your privates, just reminding you that you have breasts, a butt and a vagina! How nice of them! Bonus if you don’t have a boob-hole, but instead boob-chest-plate!
11. The Everyday Archer! A very classic outfit, complete with a corset and a mini-skirt! Don’t forget the cape, but heavens forbid that you wear it longer than your hips! Then we wouldn’t be able to see your nice butt or legs from behind! *sad face*
12. The Creative Healer! She isn’t supposed to be in close-combat, and sometimes doesn’t even use weapons other than a staff, so minimal armor is understandable… that’s why we give you a dress that leaves you wondering how that thing stays on, and with a leg-slip-thing! We wouldn’t want you to forget you have legs, after all!
13. And finally, your Average Sci-Fi chick! This one is an absolute classic. It has weird cut-outs everywhere, extreme cleavage, patterns pointing to your crotch and chest, and CRAZY shoes! Don’t forget the skin tight, often nearly-transparent, glossy fabric. Perfect battle wear, absolutely perfect!
On the bright side, you never have to worry about being too hot! >_> And you save a bundle on fabric!
(one of the many reasons why I’m preferring lotro and swtor to WoW these days)
The Flemeth? From the legends? Daveth was right, you’re the Witch of the Wilds aren’t you?
TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS DISNEY SEQUELS ARE SHIT, GO WATCH CINDERELLA 2
IT WAS SO CUTE JESUS CHRIST ALSO HUBBA HUBBA HELLO MISTER~
